Disclaimer

Warning! This site is a PARODY. A parody is defined as: A composition that imitates somebody's style in a humorous way, or: humorous or satirical mimicry. In plain English, this site makes fun of extremists whether they are animal rights activists, right to lifers, religious zealots, or in fact any person or group who take a good thing (or a bad thing) too far.

This is not a slam on any one segment of society, nor is it a direct attack on people who advocate fair and humane treatment of animals. It is a commentary of how any cause can be bastardized by a few individuals who lose complete site of the original aim of the cause they are fighting for. Saying animals shouldn't be maltreated, or abused, or molested is not an unworthy pursuit, it is however when activists harm innocent human beings or their possessions in the process. Humans after all ARE animals and should be treated humanely as well, even if they act like assholes.

This site was created in 1997 during a frantic week of little sleep, lots of cigarettes, caffeine and alcohol, and a shitload of inspiration. Unfortunately in the wake of September 11th, this page has taken on a whole new meaning. It shows how far people will take thier causes even though it may be downright dangerous or lethal to themselves or others.

Just because a cause seems just and heroic doesn't mean it can't become dangerous however. Even patriotism can be taken too far. After 9-11 hords of people ransacked mosques, beat, spit upon, and even killed muslims, and anyone who remotely looked Arabic all in the name of patriotism.

This site is not meant to be serious however, I get lots of email telling me how stupid I am for protecting bugs. Unfortunately these people who question my intelligence are too stupid to read through the site, including this page, to see that it is plainly a joke.

The views stated herein about people, organizations and segments of society do not necessarily reflect the views of the author and creator of this site. Except for the bit about Martha Stuart. That IS my view.

If you, or anyone for that matter, is dumb enough to take the advice of this site seriously then it is your/their fault for not reading the disclaimer. If in fact a person were to kill themselves by taking this site seriously, then they are doing the gene pool a major favor.

Please Note: There are a group of people who are mentioned on these pages that are attempting to shut down this site. They have made it clear that they demand that I take down referrence to their community and publicly apologize for mentioning them on these pages. I refuse to do so because this is a form of free speech and I believe it is my right to say whatever I wish. I do not referrence any particular individual, nor do I use or link to anything of theirs that is considered their intellectual property. This site once again is a parody and every page has a link to this disclaimer stating the fact clearly. If these people are so humorless that they cannot take referrence to their community in a joking manner as it is intended, then that is their issues and they need to deal with with them. Once again, people taking things too far, for if we cannot laugh at anyone, there would be no humor left in this world.

Enjoy the site, laugh, bitch, complain, send in suggestions, but if you have no sense of humor CLICK HERE.

Attention US Military: This is not a terrorist organization and IRA doesn't stand for Irish Republican Army, so you can bite me.

Read the disclaimer first!